I long for even a TV dinner

It's not the size that counts. It's how you use it.

Umbrellas Not Necessary

I'm going for an organic, natural look

Nothing worse than a hard of hearing Genie

we're more alike than you'd think

Muffins. Bah.

people drink a lot of big red in texas

This one's for you, Dad

Gingerbread: Bread or glorified cookie?

inquiring minds want to know

Secret Santa

it's all I can think about right now

abcde

The contents of my fridge.

I'm serious about this one

Not so happily ever after

it's that time of year

the writing seems to have shrunk my arms

Gone fishing... I mean writing

O Tannenbaum

I'm no doctor, but...

It could happen

I love Apple

Sail the seven seas...

Not to mention how they always seem to be broken...

what a liar

And you thought YOU were having a tough week!

Do the curtains match the grapes?

Strawberry Fields For Breakfast

I'm teed off.

Just Jsut

I'm not being witty; I'm just confused.

Bleach

Sequels upon sequels

Dirty Jobs

According to the law

Defying age

My allergies are acting up again

Cry Me A River

I don't blame them

For the wino in all of us

Oh, I wish I were...

Well, I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle

Ain't no mountain

Not such a bad day afterall

Wheel of Death

Mommy, will you build me a treehouse?

The latest reptilian trend

I've got major tissues