I long for even a TV dinner

It's not the size that counts. It's how you use it.

Umbrellas Not Necessary

I'm going for an organic, natural look

Nothing worse than a hard of hearing Genie

we're more alike than you'd think

Muffins. Bah.

people drink a lot of big red in texas

This one's for you, Dad

Gingerbread: Bread or glorified cookie?

inquiring minds want to know

Secret Santa

it's all I can think about right now

abcde

The contents of my fridge.

I'm serious about this one

Not so happily ever after