Sorry February, I'm busy.

POP tarts, maybe. And POP rocks.

I'm just a little black rain cloud

Check the ings!

If you know starfish...

Chicken

But I'll never know for sure

Not my joke. But still true.

"Weather" or not you like it

False advertising

In a perfect world

They don't mean any harm

It's not in the stars

I feel like a pretzel. Only less salty.

Zombies are people, too.

Tea for two... well, more than two

I <3 Haiku

Why not oakoranges and mapleberries too?

they just look that way

felt the need to write "a song"

Ovelay Igpay Atlinlay

It's not bullshit, it's just...

Girls suck

Status: Engaged

Like sweatpants... for your face

I'd be self-conscious, too

If names mean anything

Sick of gutterballs

An ode to unicorns